Teaser Tuesday: Gunmetal Magic & Burn for Me

Teaser TuesdaysWhat is teaser Tuesday? It’s a meme hosted by Should Be Reading.
Grab your current read, flip to a random page, share two teaser sentences, don’t include spoilers.

Gunmetal Magic by Ilona AndrewsGunmetal Magic by Ilona Andrews

Paperback: 448 pages
Publication date: July 31, 2012
Publisher: Ace
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“Maybe they have some pamphlets that will save our souls and make sure we’re right with the Lord,” Ascanio said.

“Did those nice church ladies come by again?”

He nodded. “I asked them if a man died and then the woman remarried, and the three of them met in heaven, would it be a sin for them to have a threesome, since they were all married in God’s eyes. And then they decided they were late to be somewhere else.”

Haha, I love these characters. Ascanio can be a bit of a punk, but he’s a good kid. 🙂

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Cyn’s

Burn for Me by Ilona Andrews

Burn for Me - Ilona AndrewsPaperback: 382 pages
Publication date: October 28th 2014
Publisher: Avon
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“Yes, I’m a hermit. Mostly I brood,” Mad Rogan said. “Also, I’m very good at wallowing in self-pity. I spend my days steeped in melancholy, looking out the window. Occasionally a single tear quietly rolls down my cheek.”

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“How about you don’t kill anybody for a little bit?”

“I can’t make that promise.”

Small talk with the dragon. How are you? Eaten any adventurers lately? Sure, just had one this morning. Look, I still got his femur stuck in my teeth. Is that upsetting to you?”

This book seriously just kills me. So funny.

Author: Kim

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0 Replies to “Teaser Tuesday: Gunmetal Magic & Burn for Me”

  1. OH GOSH. I LAUGHED AT ALL OF THESE! I especially like the first one of Cyn’s. XD N’aww, single tear. 😉

    1. LOL. Ilona Andrews is fun. I loved Cyn’s teasers as well. SO good!

  2. I haven’t read any books by this author, but I already like her sense of humor. Good Teasers!
    My Tuesday post features A LOVE BEYOND.

    1. This author is definitely worth checking out. She has some great characters set in an interesting world. ;D

  3. I love both of these books! I’m actually only 2/3rds of the way finished with Gunmetal Magic at the moment, but I love Ilona Andrews!! I’m so excited to see what happens next between Nevada and Mad Rogan. I think the Hidden Legacy series might be my favorite of hers yet! Here’s My Teaser.

    1. I’ve only read the Kate Daniels series, so I need to check out other Ilona Andrews because they sound great!

  4. I haven’t read this author yet..I know..I know..it’s horrible..lol. I actually got the first book in the Kate Daniels series recently so I am one step closer. 🙂

    1. YES! And now to just read the book! Which you totally should do soon because this series has been so great. ;D

  5. Now I want to read both of these. Your teasers were too fun!

    My TT – http://fuonlyknew.com/2015/01/13/teaser-tuesdays-95-growl/

    1. Haha, then we’re picking some good teasers! Awesome! Always happy to spread the Ilona Andrews love.

  6. I can’t wait to get to Gunmetal Magic. I love Andrea.

    I loved Burn for Me! So freaking good.

    1. Andrea is so much fun, but Gunmetal Magic really sees her grow as a character. And it’s awesome!

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