What is teaser Tuesday? It’s a meme hosted by Should Be Reading.
Grab your current read, flip to a random page, share two teaser sentences, don’t include spoilers.
Paperback: 378 pages
Publication date: January 27th 2015
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“I must protest.”
That seemed to flummox him. “I don’t know,” he finally said. “But a protest must be lodged nonetheless.”
“I don’t think the dog meant to shoot him,” Iris demurred.
“You mean the author does not make the canine’s motivations clear?”
Iris assumed a scrupulously even expression. “Even she lacks such talent.”
But just then, there was a mighty roar—
“Is there a lion?” Richard wondered.
—and the unicorn burst onto the scene!
“Die!” the unicorn shrieked. “Die! Die! Die!”
Richard looked to Iris in confusion. The unicorn had not thus demonstrated an ability to speak. Henry’s scream of terror was so chilling, the woman behind Richard murmured, “This is surprisingly well acted.”
Mauahaa. All the ridiculousness! I love Frances and her love of unicorns. I bet you’re super curious to how the dog shoot someone, ha.
oh PS. Check out Kim’s mini review of it if you’re interested!
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